SHOPPED!
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“I’m all about the porn.”
Actual thing I just said. Anyway, totally drunk.
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Tips for lowering your blood pressure
- Don’t log into Facebook, ever.
- Don’t give a shit, about anything, ever.
- Remove your pants. If anyone...
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Just another day at the dildo factory.
Jobs that you forget actually exist.
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When he can’t sleep and misses Uncle Joe like WHOA, sometimes the only cure is a funny face montage to North Dakota.
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I went for a walk with my sister at the beach tonight and right before it rained on us the sky was pretty awesome.
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I have little tolerance for anything stupid or annoying or petty. The opioids mess with me, pain messes with me, and the result is a woman with a...
