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I repeat, Sylvia’s team won!
I repeat, Sylvia’s team won!
It’s like Paul Simon, FUN, and Damien Rice threw an all out key party and conceived a miraculous hybrid love child of...
Apparently, I have been wearing the wrong bra size. I am a 40C, not a 38B.
Steps are being taken to resolve this issue. My breasts...
(Like aside from anything else John Hurt just became the SEXIEST FUCKING DOCTOR OF ALL TIME I’m not even kidding that man is...
In another episode of “I Find People Confusing”, if you preface what you’re going to say with, “I don’t want you to think I’m hitting on you,” it...