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  1. Unfortunate GPOY.
I took the Metro today and everywhere I walked smelled like trash day.

    Unfortunate GPOY.

    I took the Metro today and everywhere I walked smelled like trash day.

  2. How I know I’m a grown up

    I puked on the way to work today. Like, open the car door and just vomit on the street. Several times. I felt weird unexpectedly and had a few minutes warning and then barf. Drive. Barf. Drive. (Aaron was driving, I was just unceremoniously making him pull over so I could yak all over the street)

    I got to work and felt weird, but not sick and so I just stayed at work. I didn’t feel great, but I also didn’t see how I could justify going home sick.

    MY RULE HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOU THROW UP, YOU GET TO STAY HOME.

    Who am I even?