It isn’t all dressy date nights around here;...

It isn’t all dressy date nights around here; sometimes it’s drowned-rat craft fair days.

I'm pretty average, but I enjoy funny people

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Tips for lowering your blood pressure
- Don’t log into Facebook, ever.
- Don’t give a shit, about anything, ever.
- Remove your pants. If anyone...
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ryanjjohn:

mrzstargazzer:

scruffythegodofthunder:

Just another day at the dildo factory.

Jobs that you forget actually exist.

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When he can’t sleep and misses Uncle Joe like WHOA, sometimes the only cure is a funny face montage to North Dakota.

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I went for a walk with my sister at the beach tonight and right before it rained on us the sky was pretty awesome.

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I have little tolerance for anything stupid or annoying or petty. The opioids mess with me, pain messes with me, and the result is a woman with a...

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