On Superbowl Sunday 2009, I announced a live-tweet of the greatest sporting event of our time:
Tonight only: @dwineman’s toenail clipping extravaganza. Live-tweet beginning at 6:28 EST. If you hate football, unfollow everyone but me.Several hours of stupidity followed shortly thereafter, and it only cost me half a dozen followers. Since it reads better forwards than backwards, and it’s hard to go back very far on twitter.com anyway, here’s the whole dumb thing. I’m very sorry.
This might be the funniest thing ever.
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just when i thought my sunday was about out of cool, nicky ushered me into a world in which the phrase “norah jones’s...
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funniest thing ever.
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