I puked on the way to work today. Like, open the car door and just vomit on the street. Several times. I felt weird unexpectedly and had a few minutes warning and then barf. Drive. Barf. Drive. (Aaron was driving, I was just unceremoniously making him pull over so I could yak all over the street)
I got to work and felt weird, but not sick and so I just stayed at work. I didn’t feel great, but I also didn’t see how I could justify going home sick.
MY RULE HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOU THROW UP, YOU GET TO STAY HOME.
Who am I even?
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tj said:
Sometimes you (and by “you” I mean the royal “you” or perhaps “me”) feel better after throwing up. So unless you have a fever, you might be better off. Or you might feel worse and decide to stay home. Such is the great and terrible power of freedom!
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lolspratt said:
Pffft I stay home if I have a nosebleed. You must be superwoman. Hope you feel better!
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steelopus said:
WHAT IN THE WHAT?!?
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catty1 said:
maybe your body is releasing all of that election tension? hope you aren’t getting the flu!
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claviusrobinsky said:
Is Aaron pregnant and you’re just having sympathy sickness.
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