Disappointing truth: I made this frozen...

Disappointing truth:

I made this frozen margarita and now I’m not really interested in drinking it.

I'm pretty average, but I enjoy funny people

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About that art wank: I understand that the topic is of the utmost importance and gravity so I wanted to contribute with my opinion on the matter...

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with shocking frequency

potential client: hi, we're a multimillion dollar business who'd like some shirts made. here's our logo.

me: do you have vector art? this 13kb GIF isn't going to cut it.

... ...

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Reasons I wish I was from The South
1. Saying y’all all the time.
2. Grits
3. Sounding sincerely polite and friendly while being a bitch.
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oh tumblr…..

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how to keep your boss out of your office all day

on your dry erase board, write a note about requesting some time off.

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