I call bullshit on @nicky36’s Twitter bio.
It reads:
I’m pretty average, but I enjoy funny people
I’ve read her stuff and I’ve met her in person, and I find nothing average about this chick.
I’ve been trying to think of a new bio for her.
Now before you say, “How arrogant is this guy? He thinks he can just re-write other people’s bio?”
Let me remind you Emz gave me mine (“Boisterous” of course), and I helped Emz come up with hers.
Sween gave me my Twitter “name” (“Ticklish Junk”) and I still have some good ones KuraFire suggested too.
So I’m practicing what I’m preaching here.
I think this is something Tumblr folks ought to do for each other. The Twitter bio is an important, yet rarely seen description of us.
So far I’ve come up with two possible ones for darling Nicky:
“It’s always the quiet ones.”
or
“Ask me about my couch”
or
“Yes, I’m the one Prince wrote the song about. I’d rather not talk about it.”
(A bunch of you are probably too young to get that last one, but it would have killed in the late ’80s.)
Anyway, I’m thinking there may be still-yet-better ones.
Other ideas for Nicky36?
Anyone else need a new Twitter bio?
OMG! I’m so glad I stayed up after my SUPER FUN COOL NERD FEST-O-RAMA WITH MILKGLASSMAO THAT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BE JEALOUS OF evening out, because who knows when I would have seen this.
I’m leaning to the Prince one, because I was in high school when that song was popular. It was a problem.
