October 2011
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Adventures in Takoma Park style awkwardness
Tonight a social awkward, possibly slightly mentally deranged teenage boy dressed as Freddy Krueger told me I looked like Willow from BtVS.
He also told me he is both a Hindu and a Wiccan.
But I can still totally take the Willow thing as a compliment, right? RIGHT?
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My 9 year old has "life experience"
Me: The cork dissolved.
Sylvia: Yeah. You want to keep wine in an airtight container if you are going to store it for a while.
Me: Where did you learn that, your wine tasting class?
Sylvia: No. I have life experience.
Me: ...
Sylvia: I'm also guessing.
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timestolen replied to your photo: My day could be going better, but my hair feels…
ME. AND RUB STERNUMS, TOO!
Our sternum rubs are max sexy, guys. Max sexy.
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redcloud asked: Do you have any armchairs worth asking about? Or maybe a nice futon?
scotttfriday-deactivated2013012 asked: i'm finally asking you about your couch. what's up with your couch?
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That awkward thing
Where you are trying to tell your sister that you are giving her an iphone and putting her on your unlimited texting plan for an early Christmas/graduation from high school present and she keeps responding to other things you’ve mentioned but doesn’t acknowledge the phone situation.
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travellingtumblr asked: Coping in general is overated … im pretty good about it, but it gets tired. Ok, tell me about the couch...
Turns out
Coping with disappointment is just about my least functional skill.
Honestly, I’m just terrible at it.
Sigh.
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alwaystephh asked: Hello. Can I somehow transport to your condo in the wintertime after you have your trip to Disney? muahaha.
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Husband's Christmas Present Purchase
Achievement Unlocked!
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I am really disappointed to discover
that none of you are experts on African art.
What’s up with that?
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Don knows where it's at!
donchiefnerd replied to your photo: EYES ON THE PRIZE
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Oh, Apple, I expect more from you
Me: [gives my shipping address in which I clearly state Washington, DC]
Apple Rep: So, is that in Maryland?
Me: Um. No, it is Washington DC. You might recognize it as our nation's capital.
Apple Rep: So, it is in Washington State?
Me: No. The state is DC. The District of Columbia. Washington, D.C.
Apple Rep: Ok. The city is Washington, DC.
Me: *facepalm*
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Sometimes I look at people and wonder why they're...
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The world would be a better place if more people were pandas.
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Do you want to have a creepy feet contest?
– Sylvia, basically proposing Steve’s worst nightmare.