I wish I knew why I (apparently) make people...
zolora: I’m pretty nice, I think. I mean, you know, to people’s faces. I can’t help you because you made me the opposite of nervous.
STOP REBLOGGING MY SIDE FAT.
emmyinabox: (via frageelaytwit) STOP BEING PICKY. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. Agreed!
NO, I do not want bruschetta flavored Pringles.
That will always be my answer.
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Happy Happy Joy Joy!
daniellei: Due to circumstances beyond my control, my last TWO vacations were canceled. I had time off of work, but my travel plans were fucked. Needless to say, I’m happy to report that I am able to blow this popsicle stand and have an adventure starting today. It is already off to a good start since I get to have lunch with wifeoftj and cocktailstraw in about an hour. After that, I will be...
I know on tumblr people make a lot of jokes, but I don’t have anything...– My daughter, on what to write to go with her first tumblr post.
shoesonwrong: jaydensmommie: hotbothot: jaydensmommie: My point was not how to get refilled. The point is don’t treat people like shit. I’m pretty sure it’s in the Bible somewhere. RELAX!!! People are going to interpret things differently. No need to get huffy and condescending about it. Welcoming community my ass — I guess only if you share the same opinions AMIRITE!?! FUCK. I never...
shotcopter: Here’s the thing tumblr. I keep a...
ninjacentric: nicky36: ninjacentric: nicky36: We decided to meet Aunt Molly for pizza. Laundry can wait, right? I THINK I KNOW AUNT MOLLY. THE UNIVERSE HAS COLLIDED WITH ANOTHER UNIVERSE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT LADY WHOSE NAME IS MOLLY. Are we actually the same person? did aunt molly live with my friend lacey on tennessee in lawrence round about a decade ago? That sounds about right,...
Never, ever, complain about Steelopus being nice to you.