I saw a bookmark for you at the indie craft fair. It said, “Zombies hate how awesome you are.” I didn’t buy it because I thought it would be weird to ask you for your address. But consider it a virtual gift.
The Ultimate book of sermon jokes and anecdotes...
bonusland: This needs to be a thing. It must be. There has to be a book out there, that is on every pastor’s bookshelf in his office, that has in it, every single dumb little joke, cute little story with a point to it, every little anecdote that originally started out as some dumb email that went around a month ago and now you’re hearing it from the stage on Sunday morning… I say this because...
Obscurity over enjoyment: An elaboration
pocketcontents: kurafire: indefensible: By the way, the idea that people have to respect one another’s opinions is namby-pamby montessori school bullshit. If one has opinions that are unpopular, one should not expect them to be respected. There’s a big difference between not respecting another’s opinions and disagreeing with them. Just because one’s opinion is unpopular doesn’t mean they...
My senior year of high school, I made a sign that...
baileygenine: I got a date, but I had to drive. I LOVE YOU.
Someone talk me down from the goddam ledge
Halfbakedidea, get down from that ledge. You aren’t a beaver and neither is God. (via halfbakedidea) Seriously, take a few deep breaths and think about something you find satisfying.
Advice I'm working hard to take to heart
“It’s ok if you don’t know everything.” Ben Folds
I'm home sick today
clapifyoulikeme: nicky36: Feel free to amuse me. Amuse yourself by making a list of ways Republicans can smear Sotomayor without seeming a) racist, b) sexist, or c) self-hating, given that Bush the First originally appointed her. That sounds like work. How about childish, is it OK if they seem childish? “If you like her, we don’t like her. EEW Cooties!”
I'm home sick today
Feel free to amuse me.