November 2009
October 2009
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“Stop kissing my butt and sit on the toilet.”
– What I said to my daughter tonight (and meant literally)
Girl:
luckyshirt:
If you’re wondering if I want you to:
I want you to.
Ok, ok, I’ll pack my steamer for Rochester.
I keep meaning to post this, then not doing it,...
TJ is my favorite brother from another mother.
Seriously, he is the real deal when it comes to awesomeness.
An OCD and a gentleman
luckyshirt:
nicky36:
Buying sodas at lunch, he grabs a napkin and cleans the top of his.
I laugh at his OCD.
He still cleans the top of my coke for me.
That, my friends, is one OCD gentleman.
Other side of the tape line, Nicky.
I’ll miss you, but I’ll wave to you once in awhile.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I’m not talking about my husband, Shirt! He would lick* ice-cream off a Baskin Robbins...
An OCD and a gentleman
Buying sodas at lunch, he grabs a napkin and cleans the top of his.
I laugh at his OCD.
He still cleans the top of my coke for me.
That, my friends, is one OCD gentleman.
Confession: When I am carded I know it is because...
1. I’m with someone who does look under 21 and they don’t want to be rude.
2. The policy is to card anyone who looks under 35.
3. Very occasionally because it is dark.
Open for submission
texburgher:
I’m half tempted to make this an erotic fiction piece on bondage and dominance play in the bedroom, but that’s not why we’re here. That’s not what smooshes us together today, and I will not be distracted from my mission - from our purpose - by some flaccid double entendre of a title. No.
Friends, I come to you today with news of relief. Relief from the torture of witnessing my...
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FINE, I DID A THING. →
mayafish:
Please just say I don’t have to edit any more. Jesus Christ.
(A better video is still in progress. Cuz I like you. And cuz I’m going to make the ZRS regret what they did, god dammit. Kisses!)
I could probably watch this 20 times.
