December 2008
My Life (an explanation of why he needs a dessert...
Him: It's not practical to make every dessert ever known to mankind.
Me: No, it's not. In fact, it is so impractical as to render that statement complete insanity.
“I just want to home school Sylvia with lesson plans from the Smithsonian. Is...”
– Aaron
I ate lunch at a bus stop. I wasn’t waiting for a bus.
